i know they come out in the rain. but how the heck did this one end up on the pavement?

and this size, to boot.

i’m a size 10.5 btw.

i used to run ard my old church and dig up earthworms as a kid in the field. was tempted to pick this one up and set him back in his place, but didn’t want to give myself away as the weird foreigner.

if i just close my mouth, no one will know. or if i just speak chinese. but we all know how that works out right?